The Party Car

The Friday Evening Commute: 101 vs. The Party Car

Mack truck on your rear	joining in our weekly cheer
head on collision	ale vs. lager decision
traffic frustration	friendly conversation
mortal fear	Tecate beer
flirting with death	TGIF
stewing about some thoughtless ass	relaxing with Harp and Bass
getting cut off by a stupid jerk	winding down from a hard week at work
death wish insanity	beer buzz serenity
CHP ticker	Schlitz Malt Liquor
getting flipped off	tying one on
being stuck in a rubber-neck delay	getting home the partycar way
scream and shout	Guiness Stout
breaking down with a car	fortifying with vitamin R
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If you think this page is even mildly entertaining now, just wait until the editorial board review that ensues once everone has started nursing their second bottle this evening on the 81x.